Slow Is Smooth, Smooth Is Fast - Sloth Morale Patch
The range saying, on a sloth in a helmet and night-vision goggles. Fully embroidered, 3 in x 2.5 in, with a sewn hook backing.
Charged today, shipped December 1 - we email you tracking that day.
Free shipping. Free returns within 30 days. Return policy
Or design a custom patch freeSKU 232SIS1 · Cadenza is a Kinor LLC brand
- The saying, with a sloth. Slow is smooth above, smooth is fast below, and a sloth in a helmet and night-vision goggles between them.
- Fully embroidered. Green twill covered edge to edge in thread. Every color is thread, not print.
- Merrowed black edge. The border wraps the rim, so it will not fray or curl.
- Hook backing. The hook half of hook-and-loop, sewn on. It mounts on any loop panel; the loop side is not included.
- Cap-panel size. 3 in x 2.5 in fills the loop square on a cap or the lid of a small pack.
Practice beats hurry
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast is what an instructor says on a range, in a shop class and at a kitchen table to someone who is rushing. This patch puts it on a sloth, in a helmet and night-vision goggles, who looks entirely unbothered.
Parents buy it for a kid who wants to be an expert on day one. Veterans buy it because their unit said it. Everyone else buys it for the sloth. It goes on a school backpack, a cap, a range bag, a plate carrier or a dog's harness.
Specifications
| Size | 3 in x 2.5 in (76 mm x 64 mm) |
|---|---|
| Shape | Rounded rectangle |
| Color | Green field, cream lettering, black edge |
| Border | Merrowed black edge |
| Construction | Embroidered, twill backing |
| Attachment | Sewn hook backing (loop side not included) |
| Quantity | 1 patch |
| SKU | 232SIS1 |
| Brand | Cadenza, a Kinor LLC brand |
Putting it on
- Find the loop panel. The back of this patch is the hook (rough) side. It grips the soft loop field on a cap, pack, plate carrier or harness.
- Press it on. Line it up and press firmly across the whole patch for a few seconds so the hooks seat in the loop.
- No loop panel? Sew a loop patch of the same size onto the fabric once (not included), then press this patch onto it.
- Move it any time. Peel from one corner and press it somewhere else. The hook backing is sewn on, so it does not come away from the patch.
Hook side only. It does not stick to plain fabric, and the loop side is not included.
Questions
Is it embroidered or printed?
Embroidered. The green field is covered edge to edge in thread, with a merrowed black border.
Does it stick to any fabric?
No. The back is the hook half of hook-and-loop, so it grips a loop panel: most tactical caps, packs, plate carriers and dog harnesses have one. For plain fabric, sew a loop patch on once (not included) and press this patch onto it.
What size is it?
3 inches wide by 2.5 inches tall, a rounded rectangle that fits a cap panel.
How many do I get?
One patch for $8.49. Choose a higher quantity at checkout if you want more than one.
When does it ship?
This is a pre-order. The first run ships December 1, and we email tracking that day. Shipping is free.
Can I return it?
Yes. Stock patches can be returned within 30 days at no cost to you.
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